Lyrics

RUDOLPH THE RED-EYED REINDEER
written and arranged by Johl Chato (Jamphibian)

You know Hasher and Bushy and Kushy and Twisty
Chronic and Que-P and Doobie and Blitzy
But can you recall the most blazin' reindeer of all?

Rudolph, the red-eyed reindeer (reindeer)
Had some very stinky haze (like sativa cross)
And if you ever smelled it (smelled it)
You would say to me "let's blaze" (like Tommy Chong)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Chose to craft their oil in labs (like in science class)
They'd never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer dabs (like at seven ten)

Then one dismal Christmas eve
Sick man came to say
"Yo yo yo Rudolph with your haze so right
Won't you fill my bong tonight?"

Then all the reindeer dabbed him (dabbed him)
As their eyes lit up with glee (like at four twenty)
Rudolph the red-eyed reindeer (reindeer)
What happened to your memory?